cat has gone missing

I gave in to temptation and brought home 15 day-old chicks from the feed store's banty assortment. The clerks had no idea what breeds were in the mix or even hatchery supplied them, so I couldn't try to track it down that way.

Anyone recognize any of them?

( pics under cut - beware of the cute )

*pokes journal with a stick*
*journal twitches*

It's ALIIIVE!

Seriously, looking at the date of my last entry? Pretty scary. I need to get this thing back to full health.

I"m going to try to catch up with all comments and get some doujins re-uploaded over the next day or so - if I can. My laptop has long since moved on to a better place, and I don't know if I can find the flash drive that has the stuff on it.

I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Oh, ff.net. You never fail to provide daily amusement.

"Rewrite of my book Vampire Adept which is a crossover between
Mercedes Lackey Valdemar stories and Harry Potter with HP as the MC as Lord
Stefan Valrayven a 200 yo Vampire looking for his mate in the world of
heralds."

Doesn't it sound like a GREAT read?

You are a tool.

Last week you didn't care who worked when, as long as the shift was covered. Those were your exact words.

This week? The world is coming to fiery end because, OMG, I swapped shifts and then, then!!!11!! - my shift overlapped the next girl's shift by 30 minutes. 30. Fucking. Minutes. If hours are sooooo tight, go talk to the entitled bitch who showed up 2 hours late for her appointment. If it hadnt been for her - and your dumb ass policy of 'take everyone! No matter how much of a fuck wit/rude/late/stupid they are', I would have been gone by 1pm.

You suck. Hard. &hearts



Sincerely,
Your employee

WHY WON'T THE FUCKING HELP LEAVE MY HORSE ALONE???

I DO NOT want anyone but me handling the mare and foal.

I DO NOT want the mare turned out with a sloppy-loose nylon halter on.

I DO NOT want the mare and foal left out all night with no one there.

I DO NOT want the mare and foal in the turnout next to the colts with the falling down fence.

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO GRASP????

She's being boarded out for a week and a half while she's being bred via AI. In the battle of no turnout for mare & baby versus extremely unsafe turnout I'm going for NO TURNOUT.

I called to bitch to trainer and she said bringing the mare home "wasn't a good idea". Hmmm...risk of aborting during 5 min trailer ride...very slight. Risk of current baby getting caught up in crappy fence, getting a leg hooked in mare's oversized halter or running into something on the trip from stall to turnout...really fucking high.

I may have to kill someone.

In chronological order.

* Bought new horse.

* Attempted to halter new, semi-feral horse by myself.

* Tried to halter horse again after I'd taken a couple Vicoden for my newly injured arm.

* Forgot to keep track of budget when buying things for new horse, so that I no longer have enough money to pay the ticket I got in April and have been ignoring until now. The ticket that has to be paid by the 18th of this month.

*Attempted to scan a doujinshi while stoned on Vicoden, resulting in 12 scans of the same page, none of them usable.

I'm going to bed now.

My boss calls me to tell me I have the day off a half-hour before I'm supposed to be at work. Yeah, that makes it really easy to make plans. It looks like I'm going to just stay home and scan!I'm such a loser.

My stack of doujinshi to scan is currently has about 80 doujinshi in it. And I order more off of ebay/jpqueen every payday. So if I keep posting scans here this journal is going to get overwhelmed in a hurry. One of these days I will get off my ass and post my fic, and I'd like for it to not be buried in doujinshi, sooo...

I made a community for my scans. kat_scans

Title: R-18 Sasuke x Naruto
Circle: UZUUZU Company
Pairing: Sasuke x Naruto
Rating: NC-17 <-Seriously!
Format: RAW
Scan: Kitty5150
Size: 5.84mb

Notes: Pure porn. :D






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Title: Constant Craving
Circle :Sai no Kanzume
Pairing: Kakashi x Sasuke
Rating: R
Format: RAW
Scan: Kitty5150
Size: 4.80mb

I was told that Zettai Hentai scanned this at some point, but I was never able to find a copy. So I bought the doujin and scanned it myself. >^_^<







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Here goes my first attempt at scanning doujinshi! If I've made any mistakes, you need a reupload, etc, just comment and let me know. ;)

Title: Madrigal
Circle : MONONOKEHOBAKUBUTAI
Pairing: Kakashi x Sasuke
Rating: Pg-13, shounen ai
Format: RAW
Scan: Kitty5150
Size: 3.07mb







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Nothing quite makes you feel as crappy as running into someone from high school and seeing that they're more successful than you.

Then you go home, mix up a margie and realize that fuck them, you're happy where you're at and you don't have to live up to anyone else's definition of success.

So screw her, her boyfriend and the stupid graduate program she's in. If I had her life I'd hate it.

There. I feel better now.

The Creation Museum!

"...the Creation Museum will undo the damage done 82 years ago when Clarence Darrow put William Jennings Bryan on the stand in the famous Scopes trial in Dayton, Tenn. "It was the first time the Bible was ridiculed by the media in America, and that was a downward turning point for Christendom," Ham says. "We are going to undo all of that here at the Creation Museum. We are going to answer the questions Bryan wasn't prepared to, and show that belief in every word of the Bible can be defended by modern science."

I don't have anything to add. It speaks for itself.

My boss leaves for cal-breds in Santa Barbara tomorrow WITHOUT ME. ::does happy dance of glee:: 3 days of not working at all! making my own hours. Only one kid has mentioned possibly stopping by for a lesson, so it'll be a kick back weekend. I do kind of want to drive up and see the one horse show but....no. Too damn far when I'm paying $3.10/gal for diesel and driving a truck that gets 15mpg hwy on a good day. Anyway the owner has already mentioned having the class taped, so I can always watch that.


Today boss asked if I was going to wait until she got back before I went to see PoTC 3. I laughed my ass off. The tickets have already been purchased. 8pm tomorrow, I AM FUCKING THERE.

Dear prospective buyers of my horses-

To clear up any further confusion on why I've just told you that you aren't a good match for my horse, I've decided to make this handy list that covers the most common reasons for your total failure as a human being.

How to make me NOT sell a horse to you:

- Run your hands down the horse's clean, tight tendon and comment that, "he has some issues, doesn't he?" If you make this comment but fail to notice the capped hocks he does have you get a FAIL -2, where I not only don't sell you the horse but make fun of you to my friends.

- Tell me that he's lame because he has a such a short stride in the trot as compared to your warmblood. What part of halter-bred stock horse trained western pleasure did you not grasp?

- Dig your long fingernails into his back as hard as you can then say he's back sore because he flinched. Next time you watch someone test a horse for a sore back, actually fucking pay attention to how it's done before doing it yourself, mmmkay?

- Ask me if my western horse can direct rein. If you're that ignorant about western riding and training you get an automatic FAIL. What the hell do you think we start them in, a freaking spade bit?

-Repeatedly comment that 4 is younger than what you wanted. His age is stated clearly in the advertisement. If 4 is too young for you, don't come look at the fucking 4yo horse.

-Comment that he's priced high for a trail horse. He is priced high for just a trail horse. That would be because he's a show horse you can also trail ride. The fact that you only want a trail horse doesn't mean shit to me. Price stays the same.

-Ask if he'll get along with your other horses. Do I look like the psychic hotline?

Not an automatic fail but pet peeves-

- Have some common courtesy when picking a time to call. Call before 8am or after 8pm and I'll probably just hang up on you.

- People who show up very early or very late. I get the whole show up early so you can possibly catch the seller doing something unethical (working the horse hard, giving it a tranq. etc.) but I gave you the time I did because that was the time I had free. If you show up an hour early I don't have time free, which makes you a huge nuisance. Besides, I was up a 5am lunging the damn horse. I'm not stupid enough to do it right before you come.

-People who wonder down the row of stalls petting the other horses. You came to see *this* horse. You will look at *this* horse, not *that* horse. You want to pet the cute fuzzy pony baby? The cute fuzzy pony baby will rip your damn arm off and beat you with it. The snarky broodmare is reaching through the pipe towards your darling child because she's going to bite his nose off, not nuzzle his cheek endearingly. This isn't a petting zoo. Precautions have NOT been taken for your safety.

-No love,
Kitty

I went out today to get the last few things for the brooder pen and....and...the feed store had an assortment of 4 day old Bantam chicks. In a moment of weakness I picked out three. They're small enough to not cause a conflict when the other chicks arrive, healthy and eating well. One is an old english for sure, one is a buff feather-legged frizzy and I think the last is a barred plymouth rock.

The buff frizzy is the bravest one, the OEGB hides behind her, and the dark one hangs back and yells at them :D The frizzy is definitely the most friendly, outgoing chick of the bunch.

The OEGB-


My possible barred plymouth rock-


The frizzy refused to take a decent picture, but instead wanted to climb up my arm and hop into the front of my hoodie.

Arrgh! Today fucking sucked. Barn owner is starting serious drama and I got a fucking TICKET. Ok, it's a cheap ticket and a non-moving violation so it won't show up on my driving record. But it's still a fucking ticket and that pisses me off.

On the plus side, my doujinshi came yesterday from jpqueen. The ebay ones should be here this week, and I just won another nice kaka x naru DJ from a different seller.

MY BABY CHICKS SHIP OUT NEXT MONDAY!!! I'm so excited. I ordered 12 Japanese bantam chicks. :) They'll hatch 4/15 and ship out 4/16. Bantams are the little "mini" chickens and the Japanese are one of the showier bantam breeds. They've got big heads and carry their tails straight up like a squirrel. Sooo freaking cute. I've got the brooder pen almost completely set-up and I've started work on the coop.

When I saw them of the shelf I was frightened, but these are actually very good. I'm eating the dill pickle sunflower seeds right now.

	KittyKitty5150 successfully averted WW3 with some covert operation that is top secret.
	... afterward, KittyKitty5150 woke up beside a horse.
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